Folks, Kevin Owens just signed a new five-year WWE contract, proving once again that wrestling negotiations are best handled through snack sales.
The Cookie Promo That Turned Into a Contract Announcement
Owens, ever the creative genius, didn’t announce his contract extension in some boring press release or a dramatic in-ring promo. Nope. Instead, he took to Twitter/X and dropped this absolute gem:
📢 “If you buy Girl Scout cookies from my daughter’s troop, I promise to keep wrestling for at least 4 years, 11 months, and 22 days.”
Translation? He’s locked in with WWE for the next five years.
And let’s be real—if this man wasn’t already a legend, this might have put him in the Hall of Fame early.
New Deal Started on Rumble Night
According to Fightful Select, Owens’ deal actually kicked in on February 1—the same night he:
💥 Wrestled Cody Rhodes in a brutal ladder match for the Undisputed WWE Championship
💀 Took ridiculous bumps and got busted open
🎤 Was praised backstage for making the match a banger
Sure, Owens didn’t win, but let’s be honest—he took a ladder to the face and still re-signed for five years. That’s dedication.
Sami Zayn Betrayal, Incoming Feud?
On Raw after the Rumble, Owens reminded everyone why you don’t turn your back on him—especially if your name is Sami Zayn.
📌 Sami checked on KO during the Rumble match
📌 Didn’t stop Cody from climbing the ladder
📌 Got repaid with a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER FOR HIS TROUBLES 💀
Owens & Zayn’s friendship has had more breakups than Taylor Swift albums, so buckle up—because this one ain’t over.
Final Thoughts:
- Kevin Owens: Re-signed, paid, and possibly a Girl Scout troop MVP.
- WWE: Retains one of their best workers.
- Sami Zayn: Probably regretting life choices.
- Fans: Hoping KO gets a long overdue world title run out of this deal.
What do YOU want to see from KO in the next five years? Drop your dream feuds below! ⬇️🔥