Big news, folks. HUGE. Konosuke Takeshita is still your AEW International Champion, and guess what? He’s heading to AEW Revolution to face Kenny Omega. That’s right, folks—Omega, the guy with all the fancy moves and the long, dramatic hair, is up next. Tremendous match incoming, some are saying the best. Maybe the best ever. But let’s talk about what happened on Dynamite first.
A TRAGEDY IN TWO PAIRS OF SUNGLASSES
Orange Cassidy, a man who treats wrestling like a casual Sunday stroll, had his signature shades absolutely demolished by Takeshita before the match. Sad! But Cassidy, always prepared like a true champion (even though he lost), pulled out another pair. Smart move. Unfortunately, Takeshita wasn’t just collecting sunglasses—he was collecting WINS. And folks, he collected big.
The match was wild. Hard strikes, flying bodies, and yes, pockets were used as weapons. Cassidy managed to hit a Beach Break through the announce desk, proving once again that hands-in-pocket offense is real, and it’s dangerous. But just when it looked like he might get the job done, Don Callis, the man who talks like he’s selling a used car you don’t want, caused a distraction. Classic move. Cassidy went up top, Takeshita caught him with an elbow strike, and the champ never looked back.
OMEGA vs. TAKESHITA: A MATCH SO BIG, IT MIGHT BREAK WRESTLING
After putting Cassidy down with a Falcon Arrow, Takeshita mocked Kenny Omega’s signature pose, which, honestly, is just top-tier trolling. This is the fight everyone wanted, folks. Kenny Omega, the Best Bout Machine, versus Konosuke Takeshita, the Best Bout Machine Breaker. And it’s happening at Revolution.
It’s going to be YUGE. Believe me.