Liv Morgan, fresh off winning her fourth Women’s Tag Team Championship faster than most people can microwave dinner, is now taking her talents to Hollywood—because why settle for WWE gold when you can chase Oscar gold and beat someone with a folding chair?

On this week’s WWE Raw, Morgan politely asked substitute Principal—I mean, General Manager—Nick Aldis for time off. Why? Because she’s booked and busy, baby. There’s a “big Hollywood movie” in the works, and Liv’s got top billing. It’s set to be announced next week, which gives us exactly six days to speculate wildly about whether she’s playing a Marvel superhero, a DC villain, or an edgy reboot of Air Bud.

Aldis approved her request with the calm composure of a man trying to appear in control, moments before Dominik Mysterio tried the same trick and got denied like a teenager asking to borrow the car.

The last time Morgan dipped her toe in the acting world, she shared the screen with Samuel L. Jackson and Uma Thurman in The Kill Room, proving she can hang with legends and steal scenes without using a kendo stick. She also cameo’d in Chucky, because let’s face it, she was born to be in chaos with dolls that bite.

Liv’s been clear: she wants to be WWE’s next Hollywood crossover queen, and with that Marvel Cinematic Universe thirst openly on record, we may be just months away from her suplexing Thanos in spandex.

Her fans are thrilled, her tag partner’s probably stressed, and Hollywood producers are nervously wondering if their craft services table can survive a former champion.

Lights, camera, Morgan.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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