In what can only be described as the WWE equivalent of a post-credits scene from a Marvel movie with bad intentions, Logan Paul decided to channel his inner prank YouTuber and sucker-punch Jey Uso after the cameras stopped rolling on Raw.

Moments after Uso retained the World Heavyweight Championship in a no-contest cluster-finish involving Seth Rollins, Bron Breakker, CM Punk, and a steel chair that needs its own theme music, WWE’s live feed ended. You’d think the chaos was over. You’d be wrong.

As Jey made his way around the ring, high-fiving fans and savoring the technicality win like a man who barely survived a custody battle over a championship, a hooded figure leapt the barricade and decked him with a shot so cheap it probably came with free shipping.

Surprise! It was Logan Paul, the man with no chill and even less sense of boundaries. After flattening Uso, he did what any influencer with a limited conscience and excellent cardio would do—he laughed and ran away. Sami Zayn arrived to check on his fallen friend while Paul no doubt sprinted straight into an editing booth to add dramatic zooms.

Triple H posted the clip on social media, adding only:

“The show never ends.”
No lies detected. Just punches thrown after the credits.

As of now, there’s no official match scheduled between Uso and Paul at Backlash, which feels like WWE holding back a tornado for ratings purposes. With Saturday Night’s Main Event coming up on May 25, don’t be surprised if that ends up being the launchpad for a Logan Paul title bid—and possibly a new TikTok series called “Sucker Punch Saturdays.”

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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