Folks, we have a WINNER! A very big winner, a very strong winner. Megan Bayne has arrived in AEW, and let me tell you, she didn’t waste any time making an impact. On Collision, she absolutely obliterated Hyena Hera in under 90 seconds. Some say it was faster than Tony Khan tweeting about it. That’s how quick it was, folks. Tremendous.
And because Tony loves a good graphic, Megan Bayne is now officially “All Elite.” That’s right. Signed, sealed, delivered—no more mystery, no more speculation, and certainly no more confusion. Well… maybe a little confusion. Because, folks, let’s be honest, this whole Megan Bayne situation has been like a soap opera.
The Long, Strange Trip to AEW
Let’s break it down:
- Bayne wrestled on AEW Dark during the pandemic. A lot of people did.
- Then she stopped appearing.
- Then she showed up in STARDOM, because apparently, AEW signed her, but nobody was really sure if she was actually signed.
- STARDOM said, “Wait a minute, she’s our wrestler.”
- AEW said, “No, no, she’s ours, she’s just visiting.”
- Then, apparently, she wasn’t signed at all?
- But then… surprise! She’s back and officially All Elite.
Somewhere in this mess, Megan Bayne was also working for GCW and winning the House of Glory Women’s Championship, because why not? Gotta stay busy when no one can figure out your contract status!
What’s Next for Bayne?
Well, folks, if history tells us anything, it’s that AEW loves a dominant force. And Megan Bayne is just that—big, powerful, and capable of suplexing people into next week. Now that she’s officially signed (this time, for real… we think), expect her to make some serious waves in AEW’s women’s division.
Will she get a title shot soon? Will Tony Khan tweet about her again before this article even finishes? Will STARDOM issue another statement claiming she’s still on loan? The possibilities are endless, folks. But one thing’s for sure: Megan Bayne is here, she’s dominant, and this time, AEW is really sure about it.