Folks, it was another wild night on AEW Dynamite, and guess what? MJF once again proved that the only thing he loves more than wrestling is making people absolutely despise him. This time, the man with the gift of gab found himself in a straight-up pull-apart brawl with Hangman Adam Page, a guy who approaches every situation like it personally insulted his horse.
How It All Went Down
Before MJF even stepped in the ring, he and Hangman had a tense backstage confrontation, which in wrestling terms means:
- There was a lot of pointing
- Voices got louder than necessary
- Someone probably called someone else a coward
MJF went on to defeat Dustin Rhodes, a man who somehow keeps fighting at a high level despite wrestling since before the internet was invented. But winning wasn’t enough for Maxwell Jacob Friedman—oh no, he had to lock in a Fujiwara Armbar after the bell, because if there’s one thing MJF loves, it’s unnecessary violence.
That’s when Hangman Adam Page snapped and charged in like a cowboy who just found out someone insulted his whiskey. The brawl spilled into the crowd, and suddenly security guards, referees, and probably some unlucky production assistants found themselves playing the world’s most dangerous game of human tug-of-war.
But wait—just when things seemed to settle… Page attacked again! That’s right, these two were throwing hands like AEW accidentally booked their rematch in a parking lot instead of a pay-per-view.
So… Now What?
As of now, we don’t know when these two will officially fight in the ring, but at this rate, we wouldn’t be surprised if they start brawling at a local Waffle House before Tony Khan can book the match.
What we do know is that MJF has been annoying the legends of wrestling lately, from his feud with Jeff Jarrett to Dustin Rhodes. Meanwhile, Hangman Page has been knocking out younger talent like Max Caster, only to realize his real challenge is dealing with MJF’s nonsense.
One thing’s for sure: somewhere, some poor security guard is rethinking all his life choices.