Paul Heyman has done it again. Not content with betraying Roman Reigns, CM Punk, and possibly the entire concept of loyalty, the Advocate-turned-Mastermind has formed a new alliance so bold, so shiny, and so overpowered that wrestling historians are already trying to alphabetize it. Enter: Paul Heyman, Seth Rollins, and Bron Breakker—a trio forged in betrayal, driven by spite, and styled like a Bond villain decided to start a CrossFit cult.

The trio made their presence violently known on the April 21st episode of Raw, when Breakker turned Reigns into a cautionary tale via spear, revealing himself as the latest “Paul Heyman Guy.” Fightful Select reports the group has sparked comparisons to the early ’90s Dangerous Alliance in WCW—a Heyman-led stable back when mullets roamed free and fax machines were king.

But according to backstage whispers, WWE doesn’t want this to follow in anyone’s footsteps. No Dangerous Alliance redux. No Evolution reboot. Instead, WWE wants this faction to be the blueprint, the mold, the “OMG remember when they formed?” group future stables will be judged against. It’s less homage, more declaration of dominance.

Speculation swirled that this might become a four-man unit à la Evolution, with fans wondering who would be the young Orton-like rising star to join. But according to Fightful’s sources, WWE isn’t planning to add a fourth member… yet. Which means for now, it’s Rollins bringing the glam, Breakker bringing the pain, and Heyman bringing the verbal napalm.

They’ve already got a growing enemies list: Roman, Punk, and Sami Zayn, who got inadvertently yeeted into opposition on the April 28 Raw. And judging by the trio’s trajectory, that list is going to need its own zip code soon.

One thing’s for sure: when Paul Heyman forms a faction, someone’s getting betrayed, everyone’s getting promo’d into dust, and catering starts charging hazard pay.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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