The John Cena Retirement Tour™ made a pitstop at Money in the Bank, and let’s just say the bus lost a wheel and got body-slammed through a table.
In a chaotic, hilarious, and almost poetic main event, John Cena and Logan Paul teamed up against Cody Rhodes and Jey Uso—a dream match on paper, and a tag team therapy session in execution. But the big shock? The man who stole the spotlight and probably someone’s catering pass: R-Truth.
The Match: Ego, Elbows, and Extreme Confusion
Cena and Paul had shockingly crisp teamwork early on, tagging in and out like they’d practiced in a LinkedIn workshop on synergy. But this is wrestling, not group therapy.
Eventually, Logan’s ego got bigger than his Prime contract, and Cena didn’t appreciate it. Argument ensued.
Meanwhile, Uso played the role of battered warrior, crawling through his own suffering to tag in Cody Rhodes, who entered the ring like someone just announced an unsupervised buffet backstage.
Cody ran wild—only narrowly surviving an Attitude Adjustment—before tricking Logan into hitting Cena with a springboard crossbody. That’s right: Logan Paul turned on Cena without even knowing it. Perfect Logan behavior.
But then Logan Paul absolutely yeeted Jey Uso through an announce table with a top-rope moonsault to the outside, because if there’s one thing Logan does well, it’s high-impact chaos.
Then Came the Hood
Just when Cena was ready to cheat his way to glory, he was blindsided by a mystery man in a hoodie. The crowd erupted. Cena turned, confused.
The hood came off.
It was R-Truth.
The man, the myth, the walking punchline with main event timing.
R-Truth—once Cena’s biggest fan—clocked him like an overdue DVD rental, opening the door for Rhodes to hit a Cross Rhodes and steal the pin like a national treasure hunter.
What Now, Truth?
Truth’s contract was reportedly set to expire, but after tonight’s reaction, he may have just re-signed himself with a right hook. No official statement has been made, but if this was a goodbye, it was one that slapped and suplexed.