Folks, what’s better than one man trying to commit legal murder in a wrestling ring? Two men trying to commit legal murder in a wrestling ring. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn left it all (and possibly a few internal organs) in the ring at WWE Elimination Chamber, only for Randy Orton to show up and remind everyone why he’s the most dangerous man in the business.
We had it all:
✅ Chairs wrapped in barbed wire (because regular chairs are for amateurs).
✅ Three separate referees (all of whom took L’s).
✅ Kevin Owens ignoring security because Kevin Owens.
It was a warzone. Owens and Zayn brutalized each other—trash cans, ring bells, and more chairs than a furniture store clearance sale. Zayn tried to get sentimental violence going, but Owens was in full “bad decisions” mode, hitting multiple powerbombs on the apron before pinning his former bestie.
But did Owens go home after that? Of course not. Instead, he circled back like an unhinged ex, ready to drop Zayn onto exposed concrete. And then… THE VIPER STRUCK.
Orton’s music hit, and the crowd lost it. The Apex Predator made a beeline for Owens, fists flying, hitting an RKO outta nowhere before picking up a chair and teasing a beatdown. But folks, he wasn’t in the mood for just a chair shot—he wanted the punt. Owens barely escaped before Orton RKO’d every official who tried to stop him and finished the night staring at the WrestleMania sign like a man who just remembered his purpose in life.
Moral of the Story?
Kevin Owens made a mess, Randy Orton cleaned it up, and WWE now has a problem heading into WrestleMania. Violence is back on the menu, and Orton’s serving it extra crispy.