Folks, if there’s one lesson to take away from Monday Night Raw, it’s this: always be ready for random theme music to ruin your plans.
That’s exactly what happened when Roxanne Perez pulled off the biggest upset of the night, defeating Raquel Rodriguez to qualify for the Elimination Chamber Match. But let’s be real here—Perez didn’t just win; she survived WWE’s version of a drive-by interference.
The match started as expected—Rodriguez tossing Perez around like a ragdoll, while Perez used her speed and underdog energy to stay in the fight. She even landed TWO suicide dives, because apparently one wasn’t enough.
Then came the chaos.
Just when it looked like Rodriguez was about to secure the win, Bianca Belair’s music hit, instantly causing more confusion than a group project with no leader. Belair and Naomi, the Women’s Tag Team Champions, had unfinished business with Rodriguez and Liv Morgan, and instead of settling it backstage like normal people, they decided “let’s just wreck the match instead.”
Rodriguez, being a good teammate, got distracted trying to help Morgan—and that’s when Perez struck. Pop Rox! 1-2-3. Perez wins! Rodriguez, meanwhile, is left looking like someone who just got her lunch money stolen.
So, Roxanne Perez is heading into the Elimination Chamber, joining Naomi, Belair, Liv Morgan, Bayley, and Alexa Bliss, all for a chance to face the Women’s World Champion at WrestleMania. Will the underdog shock the world? Or is she just there to get thrown into steel chains like a human pinball? We’ll find out soon!