Monday Night Rollins lives on, folks! Seth “Freakin’” Rollins just secured the final spot in the Elimination Chamber, proving once again that when it comes to high-stakes matches, he’s got ice in his veins—and curb stomps for days.

In the Raw main event, Rollins faced off against his old rival Finn Balor, who was probably still having flashbacks to SummerSlam 2016, when he won the Universal Title and immediately had to hand it back like a kid returning a toy at Target.

Balor came out strong, launching himself at Rollins with a tope suicida, but Rollins, ever the strategist, went after Balor’s knee, trying to ground the high-flyer. The two took turns bouncing each other off the announce table, the steel steps, and every hard surface available like it was an extreme home makeover for body pain.

Balor nearly stole the win after landing the Coup De Grace, but Rollins reversed the pin attempt like an Uno card, escaped a crossface, and delivered a Curb Stomp so vicious it might as well have come with an eviction notice. 1-2-3. Game over. Rollins is in.

So, the Elimination Chamber is now set, and it’s a who’s who of WWE’s biggest stars:
🔥 John Cena (Yes, he’s still here.)
🔥 CM Punk (Already tweeting about how unfair this match is.)
🔥 Drew McIntyre (Absolutely foaming at the mouth for a fight.)
🔥 Logan Paul (Probably vlogging his way through it.)
🔥 Damian Priest (New brand, still same championship chase hustle.)
🔥 Seth Rollins (Ready to steal the show.)

These six men will battle for the chance to challenge WWE Champion Cody Rhodes at WrestleMania 41. Can Rollins go all the way, or will he get locked in the Chamber with no way out? Stay tuned, folks—this one’s gonna be wild.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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