Wrestlers playing Dungeons & Dragons? Folks, this is the crossover event we never knew we needed.
That’s right—Xavier Woods, Kofi Kingston, Bayley, and Chelsea Green are diving into D&D’s most ridiculous wrestling campaign yet in the upcoming season of Dimension 20: Titan Takedown, hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan (a man who could cut a promo better than half the WWE roster).
And guess what? Greek mythology meets pro wrestling. We’re talking Zeus, Hercules, and a secret underground wrestling promotion in ancient Athens. That’s right, folks—D&D just got body-slammed by SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT.
WHO ARE THEY PLAYING?
Our fearless WWE Superstars aren’t just showing up as themselves—they’ve got D&D characters that sound absolutely insane.
🎲 Xavier Woods → Julis Mortem, a monk (because of course the guy with the fastest reflexes in WWE plays a monk).
🐮 Bayley → Thea Kittleroo, an anthropomorphic cow barbarian (Bayley took “Beef Mode” very literally).
👑 Kofi Kingston → Adonis Thanaformus, a kingly figure (aka the most Kofi Kingston name possible).
🐱 Chelsea Green → Tabatha “Tabby”, a tabaxi rogue (expect maximum CHAOS).
And let’s not forget: Zeus is in this game and is somehow nicknamed “Big Z.” If this is a nod to Big E, we fully approve.
WHAT IS A “TITAN TAKEDOWN” AND WHY DO WE LOVE IT?
The campaign revolves around something called a Titan Takedown, which probably involves wrestling literal gods (because why not?). The trailer teases the tagline: “When the gods brawl, heroes will fall.” So yeah, it sounds epic, absurd, and exactly what you’d expect from a D&D campaign run by professional wrestlers.
The series debuts April 2, with the first episode dropping for free on YouTube. The rest? You’ll have to subscribe to Dropout’s streaming service (or bribe a bard for spoilers).
FINAL THOUGHTS: THIS IS GONNA RULE
Wrestlers cutting promos in-character?
Greek gods being turned into NPCs?
Chelsea Green playing a literal cat burglar?
This campaign already sounds like a WrestleMania main event, and we’re here for it.