Folks, let me tell you, this is yuge. This is massive. This is bigger than my record-breaking crowd size at the inauguration. Reports are flying in that The Rock—yes, Hollywood’s golden boy, part-time wrestler, full-time eyebrow-raiser—wanted Cody Rhodes to turn heel before WrestleMania 41. And what did Cody say? He told The Rock to go f* himself.** And let me tell you, that’s leadership.
The People Have Spoken (and They Chose Cody!)
Let’s be honest, folks—Cody Rhodes turning heel before WrestleMania would’ve been like ordering a well-done steak with ketchup. Total disaster. The fans love Cody. He’s America’s sweetheart, like me, but with fewer casinos. The “Wrestling Observer Newsletter” reported that even WWE brass thought turning him heel would’ve been a bad move. And for once, WWE made the right call.
But here’s where it gets interesting. When Cody refused, WWE had a backup plan—turning John Cena heel. That’s right, the man who built his career on telling kids to never give up, to hustle, to respect, and to always wear jorts? They wanted him to sell his soul. And guess what? He did.
John Cena: The Final Boss or Just Another Hollywood Sellout?
Cena was the ultimate babyface for 7,786 days—that’s 21 years, three months, and 23 days for those keeping track. But now? He’s under The Rock’s control, and let me tell you, folks—this is worse than when they let Sleepy Joe run the country. Cena has joined the dark side, and we’ll see at WrestleMania 41 if selling out pays off.
Final Thoughts
✅ Cody Rhodes = still a hero
✅ The Rock wanted a Cody heel turn? Denied!
✅ John Cena = possibly the biggest heel turn since corporate America rigged the system!
Folks, WrestleMania 41 is shaping up to be the most must-see event in years. Will The Rock’s plans backfire? Will Cena’s Final Boss era be a total disaster? One thing’s for sure—this is sports entertainment at its finest.