Folks, let’s be honest—when Trish Stratus walks into a Canadian arena, it’s like Wayne Gretzky and Tim Hortons had a baby. Toronto? Unhinged. WWE Elimination Chamber? Hijacked by Trishy Time™. And Nia Jax? Well, pinned again, courtesy of Tiffany Stratton. Sad!
Stratus kicked things off by defying gravity with an Air Canada onto Candice LeRae, but before we could admire her greatness, Jax waddled in to protect her mini-me. Stratton stepped up like the fighting champion she is, and suddenly, we had a brawl outside the ring. Fists were flying, slams were landing—honestly, it looked like a Black Friday sale gone wrong.
Jax, in classic Jax fashion, started talking, claiming that Stratton was nothing without her. Laughable! Because moments later, Stratton clipped her leg during an An-Nia-Lator attempt, and Jax went down like my approval ratings after a bad tweet.
For a while, Jax and LeRae had the upper hand—pure chaos. But when Stratton Spinebuster’d Jax into next week, things started looking real good. LeRae tried to ruin the moment by blocking a Prettiest Moonsault Ever, forcing Stratton to tag in The Canadian Queen. And folks—this is where it got legendary.
Trish soared with a top-rope Bulldog, sending Jax straight to regret city. LeRae, desperate to save her team, tried a Springboard Moonsault—but missed, because Trish is just that good. And who did she land on instead? You guessed it—Nia “Wrong Place, Wrong Time” Jax.
From there, it was academic. Stratton tagged back in, launched into a picture-perfect Prettiest Moonsault Ever, and pinned Jax for the ONE-TWO-THREE.
Moral of the story? If Trish Stratus is in the match, you better bring your best—or prepare to be outshined. And as for Nia Jax? At this point, getting pinned by Tiffany Stratton might as well be her official gimmick.