Folks, it looks like Timeless Toni Storm and Mariah May are taking a page straight out of Hollywood’s playbook—because just when you thought the saga was over, they’re running it back again. That’s right, AEW Revolution is now set to host the wrestling equivalent of a Fast & Furious sequel: bigger, louder, and somehow involving more unnecessary violence on a stage.
On AEW Collision, a deeply unhinged Mariah May delivered a backstage ambush so vicious that even method actors took notes. She tossed Toni Storm around like a rejected script before delivering a brutal Storm Zero—yes, Storm’s own move, which, in wrestling etiquette, is the equivalent of stealing someone’s Oscar and using it as a doorstop.
Not satisfied with just the attack, May went full Shakespearean drama, cradling Storm like she was reenacting Romeo & Juliet—except instead of poetic monologues, she screamed, “Look what you made me do!” like a Taylor Swift song come to life. Somewhere, the Academy is considering her for Best Supporting Psychopath.
With this cinematic trilogy now set to culminate in Los Angeles, one thing is certain: AEW Revolution is getting its own Hollywood ending. Whether that means Toni Storm walks away with her championship or Mariah May writes Storm’s final scene in blood remains to be seen. Either way, somebody get the popcorn—this feud is giving “award-winning levels of chaos.”
Other Blockbuster Matches at Revolution:
🎬 Jon Moxley vs. Cope – If you like your action movies with broken glass and questionable medical decisions, this one’s for you.
🎬 MJF vs. “Hangman” Adam Page – The cowboy vs. the king of kvetching. A true battle of egos and boots.
Stay tuned, folks, because AEW Revolution is shaping up to be the most dramatic thing to hit Hollywood since actors discovered social media.