Folks, when you bill a match as a “Hollywood Ending,” you don’t expect it to turn into a full-blown slasher film—but that’s exactly what happened when Toni Storm and Mariah May turned AEW Revolution into a gore-soaked, glass-covered, taser-wielding blockbuster.
The AEW Women’s World Championship was on the line, but let’s be real—so was Toni Storm’s sanity.
From Wedding Veil to Taser Mayhem
Mariah May didn’t wait for an opening bell—she stormed the entrance ramp in a white veil, proving that nothing says “grudge match” like showing up dressed for a funeral.
And then came the first red flag: She was also holding a taser.
✅ May dropkicked Storm’s butler Luther over a table while still wielding the taser.
✅ Storm responded by throwing both herself and May off the stage through a table.
✅ Somewhere, the Hollywood stunt coordinators watching felt deeply inadequate.
Glass Fists, Champagne Torture, and More Blood Than a Tarantino Flick
Once things got into the ring, the match took a turn for the unhinged:
💀 Storm crotched May on the barricade like she was setting up an America’s Funniest Home Videos entry.
💀 May hit a Storm Zero on the steel steps, busting Storm open.
💀 Both women dumped out buckets of broken glass, fluid, and tape—because when in doubt, Taipei Death Match rules!
That’s right—they glued GLASS to their fists.
- Storm punched May open with her new murder gloves.
- Dug the bottom of a champagne bottle into her forehead.
- Then poured more glass onto the canvas like she was making a sadistic arts-and-crafts project.
But Mariah May fought back, hitting Storm between the legs with the bottle before sending her face-first into the glass with a top-rope Hurricanrana.
At this point, the blood count in the ring was rivaling a crime scene.
The Betrayal Shoe Returns, and So Does Storm’s Fury
In a poetic callback, Storm pulled out the very shoe May hit her with back in July when she first betrayed her.
- May, realizing her past crimes had come back to haunt her, tried to escape up the ramp.
- Storm stomped her face into the AEW Women’s Title.
- Then unleashed a brutal whipping with the championship strap.
May desperately landed another May Day, but the final act belonged to “Timeless” Toni Storm.
💥 Headbutt.
💥 Storm Zero through a Hollywood-themed table.
💥 1-2-3.
Toni Storm retains. Mariah May? Left in a pool of her own regrets.
Post-Credit Scene: The End… or Just the Beginning?
As the words “The End” flashed on the big screen, Storm didn’t walk away. Instead, she cradled her broken, bloodied protégé, as if mourning the friend she lost… or the monster she created.
And that, my friends, is how you do a Hollywood Ending.