Mercedes Moné, also known as the CEO of Collecting Belts and Flying Internationally With Zero Sleep, is officially booked for a three-way showdown at NJPW Resurgence on May 9 in Ontario, Canada. That’s right — the NJPW STRONG Women’s Championship is on the line, and Moné will defend it against not one, but two contenders: AZM and Mina Shirakawa. Because apparently, wrestling schedules now double as cardio plans.

The match was born out of the classic wrestling formula: inconclusive chaos + backstage beef + Rocky Romero with a microphone = three-way title bout.

At Windy City Riot, STARDOM’s AZM and the AEW-bound Mina Shirakawa were supposed to figure out who got the honor of being suplexed by Moné. But instead of resolving anything, they brawled to a double count out and then continued throwing hands backstage like it was a reality show reunion.

Rocky Romero, the Swiss Army Knife of wrestling diplomacy, stepped in to declare: Why not both? So now, AZM vs. Shirakawa vs. Moné is locked in for Resurgence, giving fans a sequel to 2023’s Sakura Genesis triple threat and a rematch from Wrestle Dynasty, where Moné previously clipped both competitors in high-profile defenses.

But hold your Moné merch — this isn’t the only stop on her calendar. Before she even makes it to Canada, the CEO has:

  • April 16Owen Hart Tournament Match vs. Athena on AEW Dynamite
    (Spoiler alert: This will be violent. And excellent.)

  • April 20RevPro High Stakes in the UK to defend the RevPro Undisputed British Women’s Title against Kanji

So that’s:

  • Three titles

  • Three countries

  • One month

  • Zero rest days

Moné is either redefining what it means to be a fighting champion or operating on coffee, ambition, and time zone denial.

One thing’s for sure: come May 9, Ontario better be ready. Because when the CEO clocks in, she brings receipts, reversals, and runway gear.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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