Adam Pearce’s phone is officially in ICU after repeated attacks by The New Day. The Raw General Manager has announced that WrestleMania 41 will play host to a high-stakes Tag Team Tantrum™ between The War Raiders and The New Day, and honestly, it’s about time someone weaponized missed calls as a plot device.
In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one except maybe Michael Cole, Pearce announced on WrestleMania’s official X account (formerly Twitter, currently a place where logic goes to die) that the match is signed, sealed, and scheduled for The Grandest Stage of Them All.
“They will not stop blowing up my phone,” Pearce said of The New Day.
📱 Fun fact: Kofi once left a 4-minute voicemail that was just trombone solos.
The tension began this week on “Raw” after The New Day faced the World Tag Team Champs, The War Raiders. Things got spicy when Xavier Woods pulled out a chair, only for Ivar to snatch it mid-crime scene. Naturally, the ref saw Ivar with the evidence and called for a DQ faster than you can say “WrestleMania Moment.” That’s when Kofi and Woods gave the Raiders a post-match beating that would’ve made Attitude Era fans weep nostalgic tears.
Now, both teams—arguably the most decorated duos since someone let scissors near the barbershop window—will finally clash in a sanctioned slugfest for the WWE World Tag Team Championships.
Meanwhile, over on “SmackDown,” chaos looms as six women’s teams enter a gauntlet match to earn a WrestleMania shot at Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez. But let’s be honest—who’s watching that when Xavier Woods might bring a Power Glove to the ring?