Well, folks—next week’s SmackDown just got a WrestleMania-sized main event and a crowd-sized temper tantrum.
In a chaotic tag team title match that had more moving parts than a Transformers reboot, the Street Profits were defending their gold against the Motor City Machine Guns. And just when the match looked ready to steal the show, the Tag Team Trolls of WWE—#DIY—crashed the party like wedding guests who brought a folding table and bad intentions.
Let’s recap the anarchy.
The bell hadn’t even rung before Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin went full Fast & Furious with stereo baseball slides. Montez Ford answered with a suicide leap so majestic it cleared the ringpost, physics, and probably TSA regulations. Things were going great… until Johnny Gargano materialized from the crowd like a sentient side quest and tackled Ford out of his celebration.
Tommaso Ciampa followed, slammed Dawkins into a ringpost like he owed him lunch money, and handed the stolen tag titles to Gargano like they were birthday gifts. When Shelley tried to pull a title back, Ciampa introduced his face to a knee in a way that did not require a handshake afterward.
Cut to backstage: #DIY, looking like they were about to pawn the belts for brunch, got stopped by security and a furious Nick Aldis. Right behind them? The Profits and the Guns, all looking like they’d been personally robbed by Venmo.
Aldis, channeling full authority dad energy, forced #DIY to return the belts and then dropped the bomb—a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match next Friday on SmackDown, with all three teams fighting for the titles.
The crowd? Let’s just say the boos were loud enough to register as a thunderstorm warning. Everyone was expecting that kind of chaos at WrestleMania, not a random Friday night with a coupon code.
So next week, expect tables to break, ladders to fall, chairs to fly, and probably some Twitter complaints about scheduling. Because when three elite teams fight for the gold, you don’t want to blink—or miss your DVR window.