Folks, this is huge. This is historic. This is tremendous. WWE is reportedly looking to bring back Evolution, the all-women’s premium live event that first graced our screens in 2018, and let me tell you—this is bigger than Rosie O’Donnell at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

According to very serious, very official reports, WWE is eyeing a July 5, 2025 date for the big return. And where? Mohegan Sun Casino & Resort in Uncasville, Connecticut. A tremendous venue. Very classy. Very elegant. Almost as luxurious as one of my golf courses.

Why This is BIGLY Important

Women’s wrestling finally gets another Evolution! – It’s been nearly seven years since the first one. That’s a long time, folks. That’s like waiting for Joe Biden to finish a sentence.
The first Evolution was historic! – Ronda Rousey vs. Nikki Bella in the main event, Becky Lynch vs. Charlotte Flair in a Last Woman Standing match, and legends everywhere—Trish, Lita, Ivory, Molly Holly, all the greats. If WWE delivers again, this could be yuge.
WWE Superstars want it! – Even Bayley, Grand Slam Champion, practically begged for it. And listen, when a champion asks for something, you give it to them. Unless it’s a fair election—then you steal it.

What Stopped It Before?

Well, folks, it was almost brought back in 2019, but WWE’s focus went to Crown Jewel in Saudi Arabia instead. Now, I love a good business move—nobody negotiates better than me, believe me—but let’s be honest, a second Evolution event should’ve happened years ago. But now, WWE might finally be doing the right thing.

Final Thoughts

Bringing back Evolution is the best move WWE has made in years. Women’s wrestling is stronger than ever, and the fans want this. The superstars want this. The only question left—who headlines? Does Becky reclaim her throne? Do we see Rhea Ripley vs. Bianca Belair? Do we get the return of Sasha Banks (or whatever she’s calling herself now)?

One thing’s for sure, folks—if this happens, it’s going to be tremendous. Possibly the greatest Evolution of all time.

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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