While the wrestling world is still processing WWE’s latest batch of releases, the company is already filling up the name bank with a fresh set of trademarked in-ring names—because nothing says “new era” like a roster full of people who sound like characters from a CW drama.
Among the 12 newly trademarked names, recent WWE signee Jordynne Grace decided to have a little fun, calling dibs on “Trill London” in a post on X (formerly known as Twitter), despite the fact that WWE has already let her use her real name on TV.
The Full List of Potential New WWE Names:
- Harley Riggins
- Aria Bennett
- Braxton Cole
- Masyn Holiday
- Summer Sorrell
- Haze Jameson
- Tate Wilder
- Jax Presley
- Osiris Griffin
- Drako Knox
- Trill London
- Chantel Monroe
Names so dramatic they could double as a lineup for a high-stakes teen soap opera.
Jordynne Grace Claims “Trill London,” Internet Reacts Accordingly
Grace, who recently signed with WWE, reposted a list of the new names and jokingly declared “Trill London” as hers.
Fans, of course, had thoughts.
- Some actually liked “Drako Knox,” saying it sounded like a “create-a-wrestler with main event potential.”
- Others had less flattering takes, with “Haze Jameson” getting particularly roasted for sounding like a rejected beer brand.
- “Osiris Griffin” got compared to Peter Griffin, which—once you hear it—you can’t unhear.
As of now, none of these names have been officially assigned to any wrestlers, and they still need to be approved by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. But if WWE creative has their way, expect at least one of these names to headline a PLE in the next five years.
Final Thought?
“Trill London” is a name that only works if you’re a rapper, a spy, or a wrestling legend in the making. Good luck, Jordynne.