Las Vegas, prepare yourself — the WrestleMania 41 card has officially dropped like a slot machine jackpot, and it’s two nights of full-throttle chaos, emotion, and very expensive entrance gear.
WWE SmackDown revealed the full lineup Friday night, complete with shiny graphics, dramatic voiceovers, and enough pyro to trigger a heat advisory. Here’s the breakdown for the Greatest Sports-Entertainment Spectacle in a Town That Actively Encourages Poor Decisions:
🌃 NIGHT ONE: Sin City Starts Strong
Main Event
🥊 CM Punk vs. Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins
This triple threat has more drama than a reality TV reunion. Expect Paul Heyman to cut a speech mid-match and maybe adopt someone.
Title Matches
🇺🇸 LA Knight (c) vs. Jacob Fatu – For the U.S. Title
Knight defends America and his belt. Fatu’s trying to collect both.
🏆 War Raiders (c) vs. New Day – World Tag Titles
It’s horns vs. hips. Vikings versus vibes.
💪 GUNTHER (c) vs. Jey Uso – World Heavyweight Title
One slaps, the other chops. Somebody’s chest is gonna look like pizza dough.
👑 Tiffany Stratton (c) vs. Charlotte Flair – Women’s Title
Let’s just say this won’t end with a polite handshake.
Non-Title Matches
🔥 Naomi vs. Jade Cargill – Grudge Match
Spite, sequins, and power moves.
👑 Rey Mysterio vs. El Grande Americano
Legends don’t retire — they just pass the torch by dropkicking someone in the face.
🌆 NIGHT TWO: Sin City Street Fights and Gold Rushes
Main Event
🎯 Cody Rhodes (c) vs. John Cena – Undisputed WWE Championship
Dusty’s son vs. America’s favorite jean short enthusiast. Legacy and merch sales on the line.
Title Matches
💥 Rhea Ripley (c) vs. Bianca Belair vs. IYO SKY – Women’s World Title
Power. Speed. Chaos. Hair whip may be used as a weapon.
🏅 Bron Breakker (c) vs. Penta vs. Dominik Mysterio vs. Finn Balor – Intercontinental Title Fatal Four-Way
Just four guys, 12 finishers, and one title. Place your bets now.
👯♀️ Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez (c) vs. Bayley & Lyra Valkyria – Women’s Tag Titles
One team is newly formed. The other might still be recovering from last night’s gauntlet run.
Non-Title Matches
😈 AJ Styles vs. Logan Paul
This one’s going to hurt. Someone’s vlogging the concussion.
🔥 Drew McIntyre vs. Damian Priest – Sin City Street Fight
No rules. Eyepatches optional. Expect flying furniture.
Final Thoughts:
With 13 matches, 2 nights, and 1 Las Vegas Strip, WrestleMania 41 is shaping up to be the most action-packed spectacle since Elvis wrestled his gambling debts. There’s gold on the line, blood in the air, and at least three people who are definitely going through tables. Possibly flaming ones. Possibly sponsored.