In what can only be described as a cataclysmic showdown at WWE Backlash, the arena in Lyon was set ablaze—not literally, folks, but just imagine the insurance paperwork if it was! The dazzling duo of Bianca Belair and Jade Cargill threw down the gauntlet, challenging The Kabuki Warriors for the coveted WWE Women’s Tag-Team Championships. The audience was so energized, you’d think they were giving away free protein shakes!
As the battle raged, Kairi Sane and Asuka, our beloved Kabuki Warriors, laid the smackdown, serving up a buffet of beatings that had fans on the edge of their seats. But just as things looked bleak, Belair tagged in Cargill, unleashing a spectacle of athleticism that had the crowd roaring. Cargill, with the strength of a thousand diets and gym memberships, displayed an array of power moves and double-team antics with Belair. The climax? A breathtaking dive off the top rope that probably gave the Warriors a close-up view of her gym sneakers.
The turning point came when Jade transformed Sane’s Insane Elbow into her signature Jaded move, while Belair, not to be outdone, delivered a knockout K.O.D to Asuka. A pin later, and voila!—new champions were crowned amidst a sea of cheers and probably a few tears from the opposition.
Post-match, the victorious duo shared a heartwarming hug in the ring, marking not only a win but a monumental career milestone for both. Cargill snagged her first WWE championship, while Belair added another trophy to her collection. Meanwhile, The Kabuki Warriors’ reign ended after a solid 99-day run, leaving them and Damage CTRL to rethink their strategies, possibly over a good, comforting cup of tea.
Stay tuned, folks, as Belair and Cargill are now set to grace both “WWE Raw” and “WWE Smackdown” with their champion vibes. Could this be the beginning of a legendary tag-team era? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure—this victory is one for the history books, or at least, for a couple of tweets and memes!