In a shockingly savvy move that screams “plot twist,” former TNA exec Scott D’Amore has just thrown his hat back into the wrestling ring—literally. Folks, buckle up as we delve into this delightful drama!

On a seemingly normal April day, Scott decided to stroll down memory lane and right into the United States Patent and Trademark Office to slap a trademark on “Maple Leaf Wrestling.” Yes, you heard it right! It’s like digging up your grandpa’s old boxing gloves from the attic and deciding to challenge the neighbor kid for a spar.

For those not in the know, “Maple Leaf Wrestling” isn’t just any name. It harks back to the frosty Canadian rings of the 1930s, where men were men, and wrestling was… well, wrestling! Founded by the legendary Jack Corcoran, it later became a playground for icons like Ric Flair and Andre the Giant under the stewardship of the Tunney family.

Now, why would D’Amore, fresh off his TNA ousting—thanks to what we can only assume was a misguided budget slash by Anthem Sports—pick this historical nugget? Simple, my friends: nostalgia sells. With Scott’s knack for stirring the pot and making waves, this could be his mic drop moment. “Take that, Anthem!” he might as well have tweeted.

But let’s not put the championship belt on just yet. While the ink dries on the trademark, the million-dollar question looms: which wrestling stars will grace this new-old ring? We’re not expecting the ghosts of Andre or Bruno to lace up their boots, but one can dream, right?

In conclusion, while Anthem might think it’s saving a penny, D’Amore is out here potentially making a pound—or should we say, a loonie? Keep your eyes peeled and your wrestling chants ready, because if D’Amore has anything to say about it, we’re in for a slammin’ good show!

By Joseph Gallery

I like ice cream, taking a back seat, wondering who I am, and pretending kayfabe is real. May or may not be the Real Dark Brandon. For the LOLZ. MALARKEY!

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